Now that the first season of Netflix’s The Witcher has officially landed, the franchise has never been so popular. If, like me, you just can’t get enough of the show and the games right now, and if you love your pets as much as you love Geralt, then this Etsy seller has the only thing you need in your home.
Etsy seller and digital artist MayaraGifts is selling custom Witcher Pet Portraits which replace Geralt of Rivia’s face with your fave four-legged friends, and they’re as hilarious as you’d imagine.
I mean…just look at it. It’s absolutely magnificent.
The seller writes: “Get a beautiful Witcher custom portrait for your furry friend or your friend who loves The Witcher.
“…After I’m done I will send you a mock so you can approve it or give some suggestions. If you want I can add personalized text to your Witcher Pet Portrait or Witcher Human Portrait.”
(Yes, you can get human faces instead of animals, but that’s less fun in my opinion).
The seller promises a “one of a kind digital portrait via email in High Resolution (JPG and PDF)” delivered to your inbox within 24 hours, and honestly, I’m just sad I didn’t find this before Christmas.
Of course once you get your image you can do whatever the heck you like with it, including getting it printed on everything from a canvas to clothing and everything in between.
A digital portrait of your pet can be yours for just £9.41 GBP, which is around $12 USD. And you don’t even have to worry about postage costs.
Check out MayaraGifts on Etsy right here and get yourself or your loved ones one of the best things I’ve ever seen in my life, ever.
Even Henry Cavill has nothing on your pet riding Roach.
Featured Image Credit: Etsy/MayaraGifts