Chair Simulator Is The ‘Dark Souls Of Sitting Simulators’

Living in the modern age involves a lot of sitting down. Whether we’re working a desk job or riding transportation, we spent a lot of time on our tush. However, if you’d like to spend even more time off your feet, Chair Simulator is here to help you sit down and virtually sit!

Chair sim
Credit: MSCHF Product Studios Inc

Created by MSCHF Product Studios Inc, Chair Simulator is a JRPG with roguelike elements. Only kidding! It’s actually just a game about sitting on various chairs.

However, according to the game’s Steam page, the game is the “Dark Souls of sitting simulators”.

chair simulator you died
Credit: MSCHF Product Studios Inc

I mean, I don’t know about you, but I can’t recall ever playing any other sitting sims. Anyway, that’s beside the point. Here’s a back-of-the-box synopsis for the game:

“Buy chairs. Sit down. Accumulate Sit Points through the all-new Sit Point System. Spend your Sit Points on new chairs! The possibilities are endless. Chair Simulator has all your favorite chairs, from Eames, Starcke, Bertoli, Corbusier, Thonet, Emeco, Panton, Jensen, Breuer, Van Der Rohe and more!”

chair simulator chairs
Credit: MSCHF Product Studios Inc

If you find modern game settings too exotic, then you’ll be pleased to know that Chair Simulator features two locales, your living room and a garishly decorated chair store.

The game also features various playable protagonists, most of which look like they were made in Tony Hawks Underground using a PlayStation 2 EyeToy. That is unless you pick “Cheetles”, who looks a bit like a child’s drawing.

Chair Simulator Characters
Credit: MSCHF Product Studios Inc

Look, I realise that Chair Simulator is a hard sell. However, the game is a testament to the importance of sitting down once in a while. It’s also worth mentioning that the game is free, so you don’t even have to spend money this time for the sake of a virtual joke!

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Featured Image Credit: MSCHF Product Studios Inc