Dragon slaying is hungry work, but this excellent Skyrim mod will have skeletons deliver you pizza, wherever you are in Tamriel.
We’re not ashamed to admit it. Sometimes, the best way to heal in an RPG is to gobble as much food as possible. When our inventory stocks run dry, that’s when it’s time to panic. However, a creative Skyrim mod from developers ‘hrodeberht1’ and ‘bella’ will have a skeleton bring you hot, fresh pizza, no matter the situation. Here’s a video of it in action:
It’s called ‘Necro Pizza’ and appeared on the Skyrim Nexus mod site earlier this week. Shortly after you reach level three in Skyrim, the faithful courier will deliver you a menu for the Necro Pizza delivery service. There’s six options on the menu and, to be honest, not all of them sound particularly appetizing:
- Nordica – Horker, Mammoth Cheese, and Cabbage
- Imperiale – Cyr. Spadetail, Tomato, Goat Cheese
- Sheogorath – Cheese, Cheese, CHEEEESE – and spicy peppers
- Aldmeris – Indrik Heart Carpaccio, Wilted Greens
- Bretonia – Breton Pork Sausage, Peppers
- Nerevarine – Horse Ham, Hypha Facia (Caution!)
Eating one of the pizzas will provide different character buffs, so they do serve a gameplay purpose!
Pizza time
Each of the pizzas cost ten septims, which is actually quite reasonable for a hand delivered pizza. Especially when you consider how fast the courier service is. To order a pizza, all you need to do is read the menu and then put it away. You’ll then be asked which pizza you’d like to order – there’s an option to select multiple at once if you’re especially hungry.
Once you’ve made your selection, a humble skeleton will teleport next to you after a few seconds. He’ll announce his arrival in a booming voice, saying “PIZZA DELIVERY” before handing you your order and politely leaving the same way he arrived.
I know what you’re thinking – in classic Skyrim fashion, why not just loot your money back from the skeleton courier? Firstly, how dare you. Secondly, the mod authors are one step ahead. The skeleton is flagged as an essential NPC, meaning they can’t be killed. If you try to loot the money back by sneaking, it won’t appear in its pockets. Get your head out of the gutter and appreciate our hard working service staff. This one has been working themselves to the bone.
Interested in getting into Skyrim modding? Here are five other mods that completely transform the game. Sadly, none of them are quite wacky as having skeletons deliver you pizza.
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