We all know someone who sucks at parking and thanks to developer Happy Volcano, the perfect game for them is on the way (because it’s definitely not one for you, a person who is most definitely world-class at parking).
You Suck At Parking is the newly-announced wonky-physics game which will have you try your best to navigate some crazy courses in order to park as pristinely as you can.
Not only will the game implement drifting, jumping and teleporting, but it’ll even have a built-in level editor, allowing players to experience the very best in mind-bending parking challenges.
Touted as “the world’s most EXTREME physics-based parking game, and the only racing game where the goal is to stop (probably),” You Suck At Parking will truly test your parking skills.
The developers explain of the game: “Are you just Drifting through life, heading towards a Burnout? Do you need to make a quick U-turn? Well, You Suck at Parking won’t help you at all, but it will test your parking skills to the absolute limit…and probably beyond!”
In a press release, Happy Volcano’s managing director Jeroen Janssen says: “Vroom vroom”, adding “beebeep.” (I’m not kidding. That was actually in the press release).
As you can see in the trailer below, the game is looking nothing short of wild even in its alpha footage, and it’s definitely one that me, a self-confessed poop parallel park-er, can absolutely get on board with.
You Suck At Parking is aiming for release sometime in 2021, and will be headed straight for Steam. If this sounds right up your alley, you’l be pleased to know that you can sign up for the Closed Alpha and get involved over on the game’s official website right here.
For more development updates on You Suck At Parking, check out the developer’s official Twitter account!
Featured Image Credit: Happy Volcano